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Updated on Saturday, February 22, 2014

#5704

MISSED CONNECTION: To the asian with the dark hair: you remind me of Jackie Chan and/or Bruce Lee, but you're female I think. You make good math and I want to do some addition and subtraction of clothes and make good time.

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  1. And make good time?

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  2. This is the most ambiguous MC ever.

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  3. Hmm, subtly racist. Well done OP.

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  4. "You remind of Jackie Chan...but you're female I think"

    This guy/girl is really smooth with the compliments.

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  5. Why is everyone hating, this is the funniest MC in a while!

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    1. Sure it's funny if you're a racist asshole.

      Mods shouldn't have published this.

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    2. But it's not...
      I always thought that the only reason people told these kinds of jokes was because they think offending people is funny, not the actual joke. I mean, this isn't even really a joke. It's lame, unoriginal and just not funny. OP threw out some Asian stereotypes and called it a day. It's like when people try to make funny sexist jokes and it ends up being 'but what was x doing in the kitchen? hurhurhurhurr'. Being offensive doesn't automatically make it funny. If anything it means you have to try harder to include an actual joke so that it's not just random stereotypes thrown together without a punchline.

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    3. ^Shut up nigger

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    4. could we get some moderation here? as much as I enjoy freedom of speech, that doesn't include hate-speech..

      mods, please make this obviously racist post, and the lovely racist replies, disappear..

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    5. I second 5d, this thread is unnecessarily hateful.

      Mods?

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    6. If you believe that any kind of speech ,including "hate speech", that is not defaming an individual or organization should be regulated then you do not believe in free speech. So go away niggers.









      That being said the moderators are not obligated to give people a platform to speak.

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    7. 5f (and presumably OP & 5c) - you are remarkably unfunny. Nigger! huuuhhhuhuhuhuhhhhh, so hilarious /b/ro

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    8. /b/ is fucking disgusting half the threads are about dicks or trannies. The only forum I frequently visit is:
      http://www.stormfront.org/forum/

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    9. 5h- okay, that one was funny

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  6. Not funny. If I posted the same shit but with white stereotypes, there'd be so much hate.

    At least with black people, people won't say shit to their face. Asians? Naw, fuck that, people will say racist stereotypes A,B,C then look at me expectantly as if to get me to confirm it. So I say "go suck my tiny Asian cock then, muthafucka"

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    1. Idk man, I don't think most white people give a fuck when you're racist toward us. At least myself and most of my white friends anyway.

      What are your options anyway? Cracker, redneck, Mc, wop? We can't dance? We already know all this.

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    2. I've got some choice stereotypes for you, 6b.

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    3. 6b? Are you talking to yourself?

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    4. 6 here.

      @6a. I get you. I personally don't react butthurt all the time either (in real life anyways) since it's not always worth it for the awkwardness/confrontation. What I'm saying though, is that even if some people put up with the racism, it doesn't make it right.

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  7. Apparently for the OP sex is a race as he is trying to make good time. Must be only lasting 15 seconds.

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  8. Amusing to note all the "I'm offended because I'm Asian" comments come after reading week.

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  9. OP go get raped white trash

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