OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, March 5, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the Chinese girl with the cute beauty mark on her face who works at Sweet Dreams Tea Shop, I think you have a great personality and would like to get to know you better. Sincerely, your Romeo.


  1. I think her name is Tina?

  2. You're her Romeo? So you're going to have a week-long romance that leaves more than a few people dead, and then kill yourselves?