OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Thursday, March 6, 2014

#5746

MISSED CONNECTION: To the not-so-tall brown boy who is always in E5. I'm going to be straight. I once overheard you arguing with your friend (for the record, I think he looks like a human beaver haha very cute), and the way you made your points was just so confident. I find your confidence sexy. It's weird. I know.

I feel a bit creepy because I don't know you, but I just know that I see you walking by E5 everyday. I think you you were in an accident recently, I hope you feel better! Next time we run into each other again, say hi, and we can go grab a coffee :)

From a girl who finds your confidence so damn sexy.

15 comments

  1. AnonymousMarch 7, 2014 at 12:45 PM

    I dont get why you dont say hi first.

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    1. AnonymousMarch 7, 2014 at 1:14 PM

      ^ girls want to be chased because it makes them feel in control, and satisfies their insecure vanity.

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    2. AnonymousMarch 7, 2014 at 1:40 PM

      +1

      But no "self-respecting girl" will admit to this.

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    3. AnonymousMarch 9, 2014 at 5:28 AM

      +1 nailed it

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    4. AnonymousMarch 13, 2014 at 5:21 PM

      Haha, casual sexism is fun guys!

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  2. AnonymousMarch 7, 2014 at 6:58 PM

    6th floor?

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  3. AnonymousMarch 7, 2014 at 7:11 PM

    Shortish brown guy (check)
    Argues with beaver-looking friends regularly (check)
    In an accident recently (check)
    In E5 all the time (check)

    It might be me :P Say hi and I'd love to chat :)

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    1. AnonymousMarch 7, 2014 at 8:27 PM

      Haha, you also seem to qualify the confidence remark too! Good luck, you two.

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    2. AnonymousMarch 8, 2014 at 10:32 AM

      Oh, he's a confident one. That's for sure.

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    3. AnonymousMarch 10, 2014 at 6:16 PM

      Haha, I'll definitely talk to you when I see you again next time :) I hope you look out for me too just in case I miss ya (no pun intended), I usually wear a pink Goose and athletic pants. I'm a brunette if that helps too :P

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    4. shortish brown guyMarch 10, 2014 at 6:54 PM

      6th floor E5, you know where to find me ;)

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    5. AnonymousMarch 13, 2014 at 5:09 PM

      Hey :) admittedly my schedule has been getting kind of hectic with exams/interviews :( what's a good time and place that might work for you ?

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  4. AnonymousMarch 8, 2014 at 2:22 PM

    (usually on the 6th floor if anyone is looking)

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  5. AnonymousMarch 10, 2014 at 6:34 PM

    all the sexy people are in 6th floor

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  6. AnonymousMarch 11, 2014 at 6:34 PM

    Hi there,

    I'm actually very offended, I'm the beaver you were referring to.
    As a child, I got into a terrible accident which traumatized my jaw and my gums as a result, my two front teeth protrude excessively looking like beaver teeth.

    But I'll forgive you, if you go to coffee with me sometime we meet ;)

    -Beaver guy

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