OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Sunday, March 9, 2014

#5753

MISSED CONNECTION: To the tall white guy with the short pony tail in uptown:

Thanks a LOT for bumping into me and making me slip on the ice (which also lead to ripping my favorite pants ugh) without even saying sorry/helping me up. Real nice. Asshole.

That was more like a connection I wish we missed...seriously, we're even facebook friends. If you were in a rush you could have sent a message. With that attitude, no wonder the bitches you know be "crazy".

Sincerely,
Look through your friends list and guess

13 comments

  1. AnonymousMarch 9, 2014 at 8:52 PM

    He sounds familiar............

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    1. AnonymousMarch 9, 2014 at 9:06 PM

      you mean the turnkey dude don't you.
      fucking clay.

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    2. AnonymousMarch 9, 2014 at 9:13 PM

      OP here. He doesn't work at turnkey. He's an eng if that helps ..

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    3. AnonymousMarch 9, 2014 at 9:32 PM

      dark hair...very pompous

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  2. AnonymousMarch 9, 2014 at 9:53 PM

    Sounds like a dickhole

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    1. AnonymousMarch 9, 2014 at 10:10 PM

      and by that you mean a pussy. agreed.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 9, 2014 at 10:55 PM

    oh ehm gee
    chem eng??????

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  4. AnonymousMarch 9, 2014 at 11:09 PM

    fierce!

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  5. AnonymousMarch 10, 2014 at 1:09 AM

    If you're facebook friends, why don't you tell this to his face (or profile) instead of leaving passive aggressive messages on OMGUW?

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    1. AnonymousMarch 10, 2014 at 8:44 PM

      damnit. I came here to point out the passive-aggressiveness of this post. you beat me.
      :(

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    2. AnonymousMarch 10, 2014 at 9:19 PM

      My thoughts exactly. Passive-aggressiveness is only for post-its

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  6. AnonymousMarch 10, 2014 at 2:16 PM

    Prob the same reason they don't break into the guys house and say it in person

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  7. AnonymousMarch 13, 2014 at 11:30 AM

    So....let us know if he guesses right?

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