OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Tuesday, March 11, 2014

#5759

MISSED CONNECTION: To the not-so-tall brown boy who is always in E5...I love your confidence, it's so sexy. Honestly, I've never seen a guy use his cane with so much swagger. Why don't you show me what else you can do with that wood ;)

-Sincerely, thirsty brown girl

PS. Your friend looks like a beaver.

4 comments

  1. I would but my cane's made of ivory.

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  2. I might be that Beaver looking friend... Care to think I might have feelings too?

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    1. Yeah that line makes OP sound like an asshole. Why so judgmental, OP?

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  3. ps ur friend looks like a beaver made me do a spit take

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