OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Tuesday, March 11, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To that Asian guy wearing the grey/orange Knicks tuque dressed nicely in E5. You're a really hot, there aren't many Asians as tall and built as you. My ovaries were on fire. Let's meet up sometime.

-Asian girl with the grey sweater


  1. Why didn't you talk to him...? This isn't really a MC from what I'm reading

  2. Stop making up MCs for yourself P****. That's almost as pathetic as your sense of fashion.

  3. fuck the knicks! FUCK THE KNICKS

  4. When I see an asian wearing knicks apparel I feel like they're racist.