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Updated on Sunday, March 16, 2014

#5779

MISSED CONNECTION: Dear blonde bomber bartender who danced at Fashion for change. This is going to sound really creepy but last term we had a class together and I cant help but admire your beauty. We have a lot of mutual friends in common but Ive never really talked to you.

I saw you arguing with a guy at the fashion for change after party. I just wanted to give you a hug and hit the guy. I overheard the whole thing(my and my friends were sitting next to you).

Nobody deserves your tears miss, and the people that do deserve them, wont make you cry. I hope you are happy, meanwhile I will keep waiting in line on wednesday nights to buy a drink of you, and try to paint a smile on your face.

you are beautiful.


p.s. You looked stunning in that blue dress.

14 comments

  1. AnonymousMarch 16, 2014 at 4:14 PM

    This is so beta it's painful. Did you remember to tip your fedora to her?
    R.I.P. #5779

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  2. AnonymousMarch 16, 2014 at 6:21 PM

    white knight alert

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  3. AnonymousMarch 16, 2014 at 6:24 PM

    OP, it's great to be nice. Girls like nice guys.

    But you're being a fucking pussy. Girls don't like guys who are pussies.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 16, 2014 at 8:48 PM

    fucking white knight trash

    This is why girls at waterloo have inflated egos you faggett fuck

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    1. AnonymousMarch 17, 2014 at 9:10 PM

      Aw! Is nobody willing to lower their standards for you? Stay under the bridge next time.

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    2. AnonymousMarch 18, 2014 at 1:53 AM

      Op found the one post that he could argue against and ignored the rest. It's amazing what people do to delude themselves.

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    3. AnonymousMarch 18, 2014 at 2:03 PM

      +1 for 4a. Cute.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 16, 2014 at 8:53 PM

    Jesus H Christ. Most of the people in undergrad are still at the same maturity level they were in highschool. Fuck those people.

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  6. AnonymousMarch 16, 2014 at 10:19 PM

    LOLLLLLL these comments are killing me

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  7. AnonymousMarch 16, 2014 at 11:56 PM

    Nice post, although kind of creepy. Remember there are plenty of pretty girls at UW, don't get stuck on this one blonde girl if she already has a boyfriend.

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  8. AnonymousMarch 17, 2014 at 12:49 AM

    So basically because you're infatuated with someone's appearance, naturally they can't do anything wrong? No wonder the divorce rate is so high...

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    1. AnonymousMarch 18, 2014 at 1:54 AM

      Obviously. Everyone knows that you should put your girlfriend on a pedestal, treat them like a goddess, have no self respect, and never argue with them. Only the hot ones though

      Duh.

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  9. AnonymousMarch 17, 2014 at 11:25 AM

    yeah that is pretty creepy

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