OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, March 19, 2014

#5787

MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl who was making out with me on Ezra, I know we were both drunk, but I'm still sad I didn't get your number.

I asked your friend for your number (since I couldn't find you later) and she just gave me her own, which I didn't save in my drunken stupor.

14 comments

  1. What the fuck people do shit like this?!

    Well I guess that explains mono...

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    1. LOL are you serious?

      Are you in elementary school?

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    2. Yah, pretty trashy. Hope they're not allergic to herpes!

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    3. How is this more trashy then bringing home a slut from the club?

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    4. @1d. Is the guy bringing the girl home also a slut though? What constitutes slut in this scenario? For all we know the girl was running game on the dude and he's so called slut.

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    5. @1e

      Slut might have been the wrong word to use... just a habit I've retained from high school, similar to throwing out "no-homo" unconsciously.

      My point was... what is so different from making out with someone on St. Paddys and making out with someone you meet at the club

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    6. ha well i've gotten mono before already so no worries

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  2. I want to believe this but I have a hard time believing a chick from ezra would be cool to give you her number after you just made out with her friend.

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    1. Seriously?

      What is so hard to believe about this?

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    2. What girl would give away her number to the dude that just macked her friend and not her?

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    3. Uh she gave it so she could contact her and get the original girls number.

      Lol

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    4. Yeah this doesn't sound real

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  3. Is this MC by Rod Ford?

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