OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, March 19, 2014

#5788

MISSED CONNECTION: To the sexy brown chick who has an amazing backside and long black hair that's in fine arts and wears glasses and drinks tea all the time and always has clay all over her, damn you're fine.

...who am I kidding I just want someone to write a missed connection about me. :(

18 comments

  1. AnonymousMarch 19, 2014 at 1:22 PM

    lets fuck

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  2. AnonymousMarch 19, 2014 at 1:35 PM

    Teehee, clay :D

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  3. AnonymousMarch 19, 2014 at 6:23 PM

    You sound hot. But thats probably what you were going for. Damn.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 19, 2014 at 6:39 PM

    I didn't know brown people did fine arts. I thought it'd be taboo..

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  5. AnonymousMarch 19, 2014 at 6:56 PM

    That first sentence is long and ill-formed. No wonder nobody wants to write an MC about you.

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    1. AnonymousMarch 19, 2014 at 7:22 PM

      Go dig a hole and live in it. She is beautiful.

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    2. AnonymousMarch 19, 2014 at 8:01 PM

      What? I never said she wasn't beautiful.

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    3. AnonymousMarch 20, 2014 at 4:47 AM

      BUT you never said she was

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  6. AnonymousMarch 19, 2014 at 7:50 PM

    You sound sexy

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  7. anonMarch 20, 2014 at 12:28 AM

    Meet me at tim hortons tomorrow at 2 pm, i want you

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  8. AnonymousMarch 20, 2014 at 4:37 AM

    the irony

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  9. AnonymousMarch 20, 2014 at 3:33 PM

    Brown girl in arts... puke.

    At least if you were in Engineering or Science you would at least have money going for you. So that'd be something.

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    1. AnonymousMarch 20, 2014 at 5:29 PM

      Dick.

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    2. AnonymousMarch 20, 2014 at 5:29 PM

      HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA you suck and probably you suck penis

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    3. AnonymousMarch 20, 2014 at 6:15 PM

      @ 9d... nope, I'm not gay.

      I've seen the brown girls in Arts. Stuck up sloots, bigger attitudes then black girls, with bushy eye browns that need threading to match.

      Maybe if brown girls tone'd down their princess attitude they would get attention once in a while.

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  10. AnonymousMarch 20, 2014 at 6:27 PM

    9c, stop being a jealous bitch.

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  11. AnonymousApril 1, 2014 at 9:50 AM

    lollllllllllll OP here

    you guys are hilarious.

    h8ers gonna h8

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