OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, March 19, 2014

#5788

MISSED CONNECTION: To the sexy brown chick who has an amazing backside and long black hair that's in fine arts and wears glasses and drinks tea all the time and always has clay all over her, damn you're fine.

...who am I kidding I just want someone to write a missed connection about me. :(

18 comments

  1. Teehee, clay :D

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  2. You sound hot. But thats probably what you were going for. Damn.

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  3. I didn't know brown people did fine arts. I thought it'd be taboo..

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  4. That first sentence is long and ill-formed. No wonder nobody wants to write an MC about you.

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    1. Go dig a hole and live in it. She is beautiful.

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    2. What? I never said she wasn't beautiful.

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    3. BUT you never said she was

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  5. Meet me at tim hortons tomorrow at 2 pm, i want you

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  6. Brown girl in arts... puke.

    At least if you were in Engineering or Science you would at least have money going for you. So that'd be something.

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    1. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA you suck and probably you suck penis

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    2. @ 9d... nope, I'm not gay.

      I've seen the brown girls in Arts. Stuck up sloots, bigger attitudes then black girls, with bushy eye browns that need threading to match.

      Maybe if brown girls tone'd down their princess attitude they would get attention once in a while.

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  7. 9c, stop being a jealous bitch.

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  8. lollllllllllll OP here

    you guys are hilarious.

    h8ers gonna h8

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