OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Friday, March 28, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cutest shuttle driver I know. You were looking gorgeous today in your yellow top. I would love to rake you on a date but I am top shy. But you are incredibly gorgeous. I hope you have a great shuttle evening/ night.


  1. How do you rake someone on a date? Does she have leaves growing from her? Is she a tree? Come on, admit it, it's a tree.

  2. He meant "Rape" you on a date

  3. chimmy.... chimmy cheggar