OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Tuesday, April 1, 2014

#5823

MISSED CONNECTION: To my consistent, but taken crush,
i was so blissfully over you..until today when I saw you all fresh from the barber. And then when you called me I moved like a bouncy lamb to the slaughter. Help a girl out and grow your hair back out permanently - or until you're single - so that I can find you average again.

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