To my bartender:
There is a reason I spend half my income at your bar. It is not because I
am a lush (which I am). I am in love with you. Please break up with
your girlfriend. I am way prettier and obviously way more fun. I will be
with forever and have your babies. Thank you.
You are also way more selfish and self-centred to wish this way
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DeleteJust from the way this is written, I hope he doesn't get with you
ReplyDeleteWhat is a 'lush'? Do you have lush fur or something? Maybe feathers?
ReplyDeletea lush pasture... a very very green sun-touched pasture for miles and miles, just like the tush on her
Deletebeautiful
Are you saying OP has sun burnt green skin?
DeleteStop being so pathetic. Gosh there's so many single people why so desperate. Do you think he doesn't know honey? Guys are very observant they just play dumb, take the hint.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like it was posted drunk. Lady, move on. This is kinda creepy.
ReplyDeleteIf he breaks up with his girlfriend to be with you because you asked him to, what makes you think he won't leave you when a more attractive woman asks him to do the same later?
ReplyDeleteShe thinks she's just special enough he'd change for her. Yeah..
DeleteThe thirst is so real.
ReplyDeleteThe bartender could quench that thirst...
DeleteOH the puns
top lel OP
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