OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Friday, May 16, 2014

#5933

MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl in the pink dress at sex toy bingo, I'll take my pants off for you again anytime. Sincerely Brown Guy at the table behind you.

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  1. Again?

    "Again" implies that you already did it before.

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    1. He probably did take off his pants. They do these kinds of games at sex toy bingo.

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