OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Sunday, May 25, 2014

#5948

MISSED CONNECTION: To Jack, We met at Phil's yesterday and went back to my place for a wonderful night. I needed to let you know certain details about my sexual history, but what can a girl do when you leave before I wake up >:( Anyway, Fuck you, and you might need to go see a doctor Sincerly, The girl in the hat

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  1. wtf this is fucked up

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    1. agreed. OP is certainly the antagonist in this story. Jack, I hope you get out alive what do we tell you man, about the crazy

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  2. toasting in a roll bread

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  3. OP is a psycho b...

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  4. Now I just want to know what you have...

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  5. Maybe you should've, you know, told him before you hooked up? OP, that's really fucked up.

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  6. ANNNND This is why you should never go home with a random person you just met. You are an awful person OP for not disclosing before anything happened.

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  7. LOL that is fucked up...

    Although OP might just be making this up to screw with Jack's head because he left so early in the morning.

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    1. I think so too. Probably just a scam to make him stress out and regret leaving without saying goodbye. Still sketchy though.

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  8. Yeah, that is fucked up. If I had something I wouldn't even want to hook up with anyone.

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  9. I hope you're lieing you crazy bitch...

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  10. You are a truly terrible person OP.

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  11. Just make sure you keep this post around for when the police come knocking with sexual assault charges.

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  12. LOL OP sounds like she's messing with Jack's head.

    OP, what did you really expect after picking a guy up from phils?? breakfast in bed?

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  13. OP, this shit ain't cool. You're an awful person.

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  14. Jack here... Not sure if you're lying or not, but I am super glad I used protection. I actually did tell you I was going to be leaving at 6 30 the next morning btw

    Time to go get tested for whatever I guess. Just a heads up, if I'm positive for anything, I will be contacting the police. It's a crime to purposefully hide a known std.

    Mods please leave this up or at least keep it somewhere.

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    1. hahahahahahaha yesssssss

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    2. Take screen shots just in case!

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    3. Don't narc her out, two wrongs don't make a right you know.

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    4. Don't trust the police

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    5. My ass this is actually "Jack"

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    6. 14.c - a screenshot of an anonymous posting? That would hold up in court...

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    7. FUH DAT BEACH

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    8. 14.g: It's better than nothing. If either of these people are real then what she did was illegal. I'd arm myself with whatever I could if I were "Jack", assuming he's real.

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  15. good for you Jack!

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  16. this is pretty h0t, fuck my dick is hard already

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    1. i lawled, but only cause I am a fat dude that gets no pussy

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  17. "Dear Jack,

    Instead of telling you I had syphilis and HPV before you had unprotected sex with me, I figured I'd tell you in the morning but you bailed. Enjoy!"

    Well, whores are whores.

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  18. *awkwardly stares at every girl in a hat.

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  20. I'm sitting here wondering if Jack is Jack or just a troll, saying that OP is a bad person for not letting him know beforehand, saying to myself "thank god I don't go home with randoms let alone go to greasy places like Phil's" and watching game 5 of the MTL- NYR series. Yep. My night. Sup Waterloo.

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