OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Monday, May 26, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: Lost my footing taking a glance at a gorgeous girl this Sunday afternoon. You were sitting on the SLC patio in the sun, chilling or studying, around 2 o'clock. Hair with red streaks, shorts and a tank top, shades, cardiogram tattoo and one that said empower or something close to that. I'd like to take a second look. Who are you?


  1. I had the biggest crush on her in high school... she's going to break your heart.

    Even so, you should ask her out for coffee the next time you see her!

  2. I know her. She's a really nice person

  3. She was on my floor in first year. We got drunk once and she put a finger up my ass while I jerked off. Those were the days.

  4. Hi, OP here... some follow-up comments:
    @ 1 and 2: I'd like to introduce myself to her at least, has she seen this post?
    @ 3: really despicable of you, making up bullshit about a person or dragging details of their (private) sexual history into the open. Either way you've contributed nothing to this discussion.

    Thanks for your replies!