OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Saturday, June 14, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the really cute brown girl in the red shirt and black shorts. You were working at Novelties today (Thursday) I think you are the most attractive person I have seen in the school! You seemed a little upset but as soon as you were around your friends, you lit up the room. You hide it well but I think I could still see a bit of sadness in those big dark eyes. We should go get a drink and you can tell me all your problems!


  1. Is this the same girl that ran into poets today and yelled out PUPPIES?

  2. Yes. Please tell me that by some miracle she is still single!

  3. Beta alert! Women date men bro, I'm sorry

    1. ^ douchebag alert! Nobody likes douchebags, sorry