OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Monday, June 16, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the douche bag who harassed my friends last night while we hailed down a cab, then when I told you to get lost, you ripped open the cab door and threw a punch in before running off, you're an asshole. Thanks for making my graduation night interesting.

P.S. you and your friend are lucky you're both such fast runners. Consider trying out for the Sissy's Hit and Run in the 2016 Olympics