OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Sunday, June 29, 2014

#6029

MISSED CONNECTION: To the asian girl working in Target last Tuesday night, you were so cute yet intelligent and intense at the same time. I wish I had the courage to ask you out, but that would probably seem so weird and creepy. sigh.

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  1. do you wanna know her name? I'll hook you guys up

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  2. "cute yet intelligent" does this imply that people who are cute are not usually intelligent??

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    1. clearly, this is a pretty prevalent trope in pop culture

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    2. I've met cute girls and guys who are smart, and cute people who are dumb. It is not possible to tell merely from physical looks if someone is intelligent. Also, people may mask their intelligence depending on the situation. For people working the late shift at Target, you wouldn't ordinarily expect them to be exhilaratingly smart, but this being Waterloo, apparently geniuses do work there doing menial tasks far below what they're capable of.

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    3. I was attracted to her because of she was not only cute but also intelligent. I find myself disinterested by cute girls who act dumb. In my short conversation with her, I felt she was really smart, and I was attracted by that. What's wrong with that? You imply that I am sexist and prejudiced but you are the one prejudging me because of a single misconceived preposition. Thank you for turning my little innocent crush into a feminist rant.

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  3. Wow is he fucking her up the ass??!!

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