OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Monday, July 14, 2014

#6059

MISSED CONNECTION: To my roommate. I love every single thing about you but I am afraid that you don't love me back. I'm afraid that you only see me for the bad things I have done instead of all the good things that you have inspired me to do. Most of all, I'm afraid that when September comes I will never see you again and I will be left in pieces.

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  1. Fuck of Jim, you still don't get the corner seat on my couch.

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    1. Eat a fat one Bob, I had your girlfriend propped nicely on that seat while I plowed her last week

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  2. Hahaha Everyone's thinking they're roommates want to fuck them now from reading this lmao!! Giver, now's the time cause you won't have all the awkward shit to deal with.

    -Yeah, it's who you think it is commenting

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    1. Their*
      It took me a second to figure out what exactly you were writing because of that mistake..

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    2. It's not hard to figure out. You're a dumbass if the typo fucked you up that badly

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    3. It's not hard to figure out. You're a dumbass if the typo fucked you up that badly

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    4. A second = fucked up badly?

      Ok there...

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  3. Hahaha Everyone's thinking they're roommates want to fuck them now from reading this lmao!! Giver, now's the time cause you won't have all the awkward shit to deal with.

    -Yeah, it's who you think it is commenting

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  4. So many double comments on this post....

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