OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Tuesday, August 19, 2014

#6141

MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl who showed me her nipple ring and brazilian waxing at the club last night. Sorry I didn't accept your offer for a one night stand. I have standards.

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  1. atta boy, inb4 feminists commenting on how you shouldnt have standards and rape culture

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  2. Girl was nice enough to show you her tits and offer you sex. That's why you go to the club for.

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  3. Girl was nice enough to show you her tits and offer you sex. That's why you go to the club for.

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  4. thattotallyhappened.txt

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