OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Thursday, August 21, 2014

#6143

MISSED CONNECTION: To the boy with the zucchini on the bus a week ago, you and your vegetable were both very nice to look at.

24 comments

  1. Don't fuckin talk to me about zucchinis go talk to ur geeky fake "feminist" gf who gets passed around like a fuckin piece of shit from the Chinese guys at uw. Btw I dare her to disrespect gays in public.

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  2. It's over. It's been over. I dumped u for a black guy remember? He turned me on. We were bonnie and Clyde. What r u? Can she play the piano at the professional level? Nobody plays at the professional levels. Even u failed the ram exam. Is she gay? Is she conservative? Is she artsy? She went to a mainstream school. Is she adopted?

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  3. What's so special about u. It's only networking. Get over it. I had a line lining up for me. Why am I ur only option? Btw I have a big mouth.

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  4. So is serial chemistry special? Did u fuck her wrong? Whoops I guess sex is just sex. Why did u wait so long. Btw I'm not a Christian.

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  5. I'm gay remember. So why were u checking me out. I gave u 3 chances to get it right. Nerds will be nerds. U and her r scoop hot. Will u pls go out with me????

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  6. Btw. I don't want ur fuckin kid. Stop stalking where I live.

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  7. I thought ur good at dealing with problems. Deal with it then.

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  8. Oh but she's in cs. Did I fuckin ask u????

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  9. Don't worry. I'm just venting.

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  10. When did u ask me out?

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  11. Don't fuckin tell me what to do. I will break ur car door

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  12. I hate straight bitchez and I'm glad they get treated like fuckin shit

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  13. Haven't u been going out for a year? Y haven't u married her yet?

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  14. Fuck u. Shave ur fuckin bush

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  15. When the fuck did I tell u about which program I'm going into.

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  16. The fuck is happening

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  17. I feel bad because all these commenters have just prevented OP and this dude from finding love in each other through a shared passion of zuchinnis

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  18. I am so confused as to what is going on here

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    1. My guess is OP is lonely and wanted to talk to themselves.

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  19. My thoughts on this thread in one word
    wat

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  20. I can not believe I just read this...thing...so this is what they call the «real» world huh?

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