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Updated on Monday, September 8, 2014

#6155

MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy I hooked up with last night. Dude, you really need to work on your fingering technique. Seriously, I even had to stop you midway and give you instructions because you had no idea what you were even doing. That day, I got a grim reminder about why I'm bi with a strong preference for the ladies. Get working on that, buddy. Good luck with future hookups, but that's the last time I'm getting together with you.

20 comments

  1. Congrats, you're a shallow whore.

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  2. nobody needs to hear how insensitive your pussy is

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  3. you know what's up

    https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/31c857747861a4ade63a9032592ad54d/tumblr_n5i5hnvhYC1qkwexpo1_500.gif

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  4. Wow, you guys who commented just to rip on this girl probably suck at fingering too. Girls aren't as easy to get off as us guys are, and if you can't realize that then you better have a giant dick otherwise you're not going to have much luck with the ladies.

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  5. Good on you for telling him how! :) Can't expect everyone to know what they're doing at first right?

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  6. Maybe she's right. Maybe he does need to work on fingering. maybe he needs to trim his nails too.

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  7. Did you consider telling him to use his tongue instead?

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  8. If you're cute, I'll show you a good time.

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  9. This post is retarded and the whore who posted this is probably an ugly bitch.

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    1. I doubt it. She's probably a hot bitch, not an ugly one.
      P.S. See #4

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  10. Apparently everyone is reading this as a female posting. I read it as a guy being fingered, who is apparently bi. Us dudes can use a good fingering too sometimes.

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  11. i love how offended people are getting at the mere thought that they might be terrible too. lol y'all are lame af for calling the person a whore, gl

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  12. He needs to hit the gym.. Work out dem fingers...

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    1. Go to the bouldering room, that will build up your finger strength pretty quickly.

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  13. LOL I love the gym

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