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Updated on Monday, September 8, 2014

#6155

MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy I hooked up with last night. Dude, you really need to work on your fingering technique. Seriously, I even had to stop you midway and give you instructions because you had no idea what you were even doing. That day, I got a grim reminder about why I'm bi with a strong preference for the ladies. Get working on that, buddy. Good luck with future hookups, but that's the last time I'm getting together with you.

20 comments

  1. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2014 at 7:21 AM

    Congrats, you're a shallow whore.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2014 at 8:21 AM

    nobody needs to hear how insensitive your pussy is

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2014 at 9:45 PM

    you know what's up

    https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/31c857747861a4ade63a9032592ad54d/tumblr_n5i5hnvhYC1qkwexpo1_500.gif

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2014 at 12:43 AM

    Wow, you guys who commented just to rip on this girl probably suck at fingering too. Girls aren't as easy to get off as us guys are, and if you can't realize that then you better have a giant dick otherwise you're not going to have much luck with the ladies.

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2014 at 10:40 AM

    Good on you for telling him how! :) Can't expect everyone to know what they're doing at first right?

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2014 at 10:46 AM

    Maybe she's right. Maybe he does need to work on fingering. maybe he needs to trim his nails too.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2014 at 11:05 AM

    Did you consider telling him to use his tongue instead?

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2014 at 11:45 AM

    If you're cute, I'll show you a good time.

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2014 at 1:16 PM

    This post is retarded and the whore who posted this is probably an ugly bitch.

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2014 at 7:10 PM

      I doubt it. She's probably a hot bitch, not an ugly one.
      P.S. See #4

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    2. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2014 at 10:07 PM

      @9a: See #4a

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2014 at 9:30 AM

    Apparently everyone is reading this as a female posting. I read it as a guy being fingered, who is apparently bi. Us dudes can use a good fingering too sometimes.

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2014 at 1:03 AM

    i love how offended people are getting at the mere thought that they might be terrible too. lol y'all are lame af for calling the person a whore, gl

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2014 at 2:09 AM

    He needs to hit the gym.. Work out dem fingers...

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2014 at 11:34 AM

      Go to the bouldering room, that will build up your finger strength pretty quickly.

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2014 at 5:14 PM

    LOL I love the gym

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