OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Saturday, September 27, 2014

#6216

MISSED CONNECTION: To the petite Laurier brunette oogling me from outside the ixpress while in line for the bus on Wednesday at 3 PM, I would have picked you up if the bus was not packed for me to come from the back to the front and if better looking girls were not on the bus. If your lucky you will seee again, you will never oogle eye anyone like that ever again.
-Green silk vneck

33 comments

  1. This never happened.

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    1. OP here, I don't make up shit on OMG uw like you do! douchge-bag

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    2. i don't make up shit like other ppl with no lives, douch-bag!!

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    3. 1a. So defensive. Probably because this never happened.

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  2. Lmfaooo Green silk v-neck? This sounds really flamboyant

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  3. "if better looking girls were not on the bus"

    wow with lines like those, I'm sure you get a lot of girls.
    - girl that wants to be in your green silk vneck

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    1. sweetie, there is a difference between speaking your mind online and saying the right words to a woman in person. clearly you have not been laid recently! -OP

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    2. @3a Clearly you have NEVER been laid.

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  4. ^ ouch. Though he doesn't sound clever enough to get the subtle jab.

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  5. What's "oogling"? Is it like googling but without using the internet?

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  6. Why the hell would any guy be wearing a green silk v neck at 3pm on a wednesday? This would be acceptable only at a fancy dinner or party.

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  7. I only barely understood what this guy was trying to say, but holy shit I lost it at "silk green v-neck". Come on Fabio, leave the silk at home.

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    1. 7 if you saw me, your jaw would drop with how attractive i look. i dare you to tell me where you will be, i will walk by with the exact same attire. -OP

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    2. Pics please OP.

      Put up or go home

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  8. Lol. OP must be a gym meathead. I guess that's nice if you never want more depth than a puddle from someone.

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    1. ^ insulting everyone who goes to the gym for no reason. Confirmed for being an unfit ugly lowlife

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    2. @8 Bro, do you even lift?

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    3. Yo my brother lifts back off.

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    4. All the meatheads come out of the woods eh?

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    5. There's only one meathead

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  9. i want to like all these comments but i cant

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  10. He has a huge dick. (Personal experience)

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    1. Big guy big dick. (experiencing)

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  11. lol, green silk v-neck? Why don't you go downtown and buy some new clothes from a bum?

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    1. Maybe ill get some pink fuzzy slippers

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    2. Pass up on those moccasins, someone else's been walking in 'em

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  12. Maybe she was "oogling" your green silk vneck in envy.

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  13. Oh rats! number 12 said what i was going to! yea she was probably just staring at your stupid shirt, not you

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  14. It's four am. On a school night. I am reading this thread and laughing my ass off. XD
    Oh you attractive as heck, green silk donning chick magnet/ demi god, where have you been all my life?

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  15. Gross. Nothing is more of a turnoff then a guy who thinks he's gods gift to man. 1/10 would not bang

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    1. Agreed and likewise.

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    2. Think you mean 10/10 would not bang?

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