MISSED CONNECTION: To the petite Laurier brunette oogling me from outside the ixpress while in line for the bus on Wednesday at 3 PM, I would have picked you up if the bus was not packed for me to come from the back to the front and if better looking girls were not on the bus. If your lucky you will seee again, you will never oogle eye anyone like that ever again.
-Green silk vneck
This never happened.
ReplyDeleteOP here, I don't make up shit on OMG uw like you do! douchge-bag
Deletei don't make up shit like other ppl with no lives, douch-bag!!
Delete1a. So defensive. Probably because this never happened.
DeleteLmfaooo Green silk v-neck? This sounds really flamboyant
ReplyDelete"if better looking girls were not on the bus"
ReplyDeletewow with lines like those, I'm sure you get a lot of girls.
- girl that wants to be in your green silk vneck
sweetie, there is a difference between speaking your mind online and saying the right words to a woman in person. clearly you have not been laid recently! -OP
Delete@3a Clearly you have NEVER been laid.
Delete^ ouch. Though he doesn't sound clever enough to get the subtle jab.
ReplyDeleteWhat's "oogling"? Is it like googling but without using the internet?
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell would any guy be wearing a green silk v neck at 3pm on a wednesday? This would be acceptable only at a fancy dinner or party.
ReplyDeleteI only barely understood what this guy was trying to say, but holy shit I lost it at "silk green v-neck". Come on Fabio, leave the silk at home.
ReplyDelete+ 1
Delete7 if you saw me, your jaw would drop with how attractive i look. i dare you to tell me where you will be, i will walk by with the exact same attire. -OP
DeletePics please OP.
DeletePut up or go home
Lol. OP must be a gym meathead. I guess that's nice if you never want more depth than a puddle from someone.
ReplyDelete^ insulting everyone who goes to the gym for no reason. Confirmed for being an unfit ugly lowlife
Delete@8 Bro, do you even lift?
DeleteYo my brother lifts back off.
DeleteAll the meatheads come out of the woods eh?
DeleteThere's only one meathead
Deletei want to like all these comments but i cant
ReplyDeleteHe has a huge dick. (Personal experience)
ReplyDeleteBig guy big dick. (experiencing)
Deletelol, green silk v-neck? Why don't you go downtown and buy some new clothes from a bum?
ReplyDeleteMaybe ill get some pink fuzzy slippers
DeletePass up on those moccasins, someone else's been walking in 'em
DeleteMaybe she was "oogling" your green silk vneck in envy.
ReplyDeleteOh rats! number 12 said what i was going to! yea she was probably just staring at your stupid shirt, not you
ReplyDeleteIt's four am. On a school night. I am reading this thread and laughing my ass off. XD
ReplyDeleteOh you attractive as heck, green silk donning chick magnet/ demi god, where have you been all my life?
Gross. Nothing is more of a turnoff then a guy who thinks he's gods gift to man. 1/10 would not bang
ReplyDeleteAgreed and likewise.
DeleteThink you mean 10/10 would not bang?
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