OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Friday, October 3, 2014

#6237

MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy with the dark blue jeans, I can see your dick in your super tight jeans lol

I know it's big and all but please try to hide it

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  1. It's actually hard to hide, not to mention uncomfortable too. It has a curve in it since I try to keep it to the side and make it less obvious.

    I doubt I'm the guy, since my jeans aren't tight, but they probably look tight when my penis is erect.

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    1. This. Random boners are so hard to conceal, I have stayed behind after class for a couple minutes because I get a random, and know that its going to look like I have a tumor going halfway down my thigh.

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  2. Sorry OP this is a UW website. Everyone knows 4" is the norm here.

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    1. This made me laugh. Finally I'm above average. Thank you asians.

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    2. Np.
      Sincerely,
      Your Lord and Master...cause I own all your property.

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    3. Highly doubt that considering I come from a wealthy family. Most of you act richer than you are.

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    4. ^Can't take a joke bro? UMAD?

      http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130622093509/mlpfanart/images/3/30/480px-Troll_Face_Trollface.png

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  3. That's not a joke. It didn't even start with knock knock.

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