OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, October 29, 2014

#6321

MISSED CONNECTION: To the boy with the name of a popular hockey stick brand, who looks like a popular NHL goalie, you are very interesting, I would like to get to know you more. But sadly you have a girlfriend. Oh well your favourite team is rivals with mine, so it wouldn't have worked out anyways.

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  1. This is the most Canadian MC Ive ever read. Sorry.

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    1. Shut up before I stuff some timbits down your throat eh

      Sorry.

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  2. omgosh we're trying to decode this (we have no clue who these people are)
    Best guess: His first is Easton or his last name is Bauer. He looks like.. Carey Price? And your favourite team is the Leafs and his is the Canadiens?

    :D

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    1. I was just gonna guess he looked like Carey Price. That man is ridiculously handsome.

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    2. @2a I agree so much!

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    3. OP here, @2 you guessed one right. Not saying which one, because it gets really obvious from there :p

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    4. still OP, yes Carey Price is unbelievably handsome.

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    5. @OP, if there's a guy who looks like carey price on campus, you gotta let us know!

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    6. OP here, this guy doesn't look like Pricer but more Flower, Fleury. Still handsome?

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    7. Omgosh Fleury too! I've always thought Fleury was pretty good looking ;)

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    8. on the topic of goalies, I personally don't think lundqvist is super handsome (everyone at /r/hockey thinks he's the most attractive man ever). his hairline or forehead or something is curved. it's really weird. http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/32/45/21/6968441/3/784x2048.jpg

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    9. His last name is probably Bauer or first name being Easton. It's a really popular german last name, especially in the waterloo area.

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    10. Random here: Fleury is very handsome according to very average standards. He has a gigantic wonky. I hear fleury's brother is super hot. And this is not according to Laurier standards

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    11. @2h
      LOL omgosh I see what you mean about the curved hairline! It's kinda weirdly horizontal or something! He has really nice eyes tho I guess? I dunno. I can see him as handsome but there are definitely better looking hockey players :D

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  3. Is his name Christian? They made solid twigs back in the day. If his name is Reebok that's fuckin silly

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    1. Every time I come back to this post I read your comment and have a good laugh.

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    2. if his name was Reebok, you know he's black

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    3. well that took an awkward and unexpected racist turn...

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  4. Nice introduction

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  5. its better than "i like ur face"

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  6. okay Eddie.. as in Eddie Bauer.. connects to Bauer?

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  7. Yeah you can tell he must be interesting cause he looks like a hot NHL goalie.

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