OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Sunday, November 23, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the handsome white guy with the scuff beard wearing a blazer last night At the bomber. We made eye contact all night, why didnt you talked to me?

The girl in the black dress you stared at all night;)


  1. Why didn't you talkED to him, slut?

  2. Clearly he was just busy wondering why the fuck you were staring at him