OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Sunday, November 30, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To all the hot hunks at CIF, everytime you guys go take a drink at that fountain, I am motivated to stay there longer.
-From the girl on that elliptical <3


  1. Yeah no thanks. We don't want your herpes.

  2. I want your herpes. All of your herpes. Give me all of your herpes.