OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, December 3, 2014

#6660

MISSED CONNECTION: I was testing you and you failed. You're a disappointment like the rest of them and from this point forward you don't exist or matter. K

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  1. Life offers enough tests to find out about each other. The fact that you tested him/her/other means that you already came to a conclusion before the test had begun. The fact that you went ahead with the test shows that you enjoy watching others suffer. So, maybe it was you who failed the test.

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  2. what a piece of shit you are lol. pathetic.

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    1. shit fertilizes our earth

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    2. Very good! You get a cookie! Uh oh, looks like there's some shit on this cookie. But, that's okay, because shit fertilizes the Earth!

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    3. My girlfriend and I had such a lovely evening at McDonald's, that we agreed on doing anal afterwards. Needless to say, she ended up with shit on her cookie. So, I can see how this could happen.

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  3. > I was testing you and you failed

    Ok there princess

    > You're a disappointment like the rest of them

    Well maybe if you would stop "testing" your relationships and being an insecure idiot and perhaps lowering your sky-high standards, you wouldn't be experiencing so much failure.

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    1. "stop being an insecure idiot". like, just be secure instead.

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