OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Saturday, December 6, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl who were in the elevator of DP coming from 9th or 10th floor to the 5th floor at 2-3 pm today, how beautiful and intelligent your smile was!


  1. How can a smile be intelligent? Quit trying to be creative with your limp dick compliments, queer boy.

    1. Why would you use the term "queer boy" to describe someone who used the wrong adjective to describe something? What's wrong with you?

  2. 1 here, did not mean to type queer. I don't remember what I intended to write but oh well.