OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Saturday, December 6, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the Chinese girl who was in the elevator of DP coming from 9th or 10th floor to the 5th floor at 2-3 pm today, how beautiful and intelligent your smile was!


  1. The fuck is an intelligent smile

  2. How can a smile be intelligent? Quit trying to be creative with your limp dick compliments, queer boy.And you double posted to dumb fuck cum stain.