OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Friday, December 19, 2014

#6724

MISSED CONNECTION: To the exquisite blond whom I had the pleasure of laying my eyes upon while riding the 201 iexpress Wednesday night. Your beauty took my breath away with such vigor I nearly had to reach for my inhaler.

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  1. An asthma attack is a sure way to get a girl's attention.....

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  2. did you tip your fedora

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    1. OP here. Fedoras are classless bastardizations only worn by pseudo-intellectuals that I would not be caught dead in. I am a man of class and intelligence. My hat of choice is a finely crafted felt trilby.

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  3. "exquisite" … that makes it sound like you think she's an inanimate object

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    1. how the fuck does using the word exquisite imply an inanimate object? i swear to god if you're a chick and you're being serious i hope you get punched in the face one day soon

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    2. no. i'm a guy. you can try to punch me in the face if you want.

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  4. blond is the male form of blonde; OP is writing about a male

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