MISSED CONNECTION: To the exquisite blond whom I had the pleasure of laying my eyes upon while riding the 201 iexpress Wednesday night. Your beauty took my breath away with such vigor I nearly had to reach for my inhaler.
OP here. Fedoras are classless bastardizations only worn by pseudo-intellectuals that I would not be caught dead in. I am a man of class and intelligence. My hat of choice is a finely crafted felt trilby.
how the fuck does using the word exquisite imply an inanimate object? i swear to god if you're a chick and you're being serious i hope you get punched in the face one day soon
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DeleteAn asthma attack is a sure way to get a girl's attention.....
ReplyDeletedid you tip your fedora
ReplyDeleteOP here. Fedoras are classless bastardizations only worn by pseudo-intellectuals that I would not be caught dead in. I am a man of class and intelligence. My hat of choice is a finely crafted felt trilby.
Delete"exquisite" … that makes it sound like you think she's an inanimate object
ReplyDeletehow the fuck does using the word exquisite imply an inanimate object? i swear to god if you're a chick and you're being serious i hope you get punched in the face one day soon
Deleteno. i'm a guy. you can try to punch me in the face if you want.
Deleteblond is the male form of blonde; OP is writing about a male
ReplyDeleteThis ain't over!
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