OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Friday, January 2, 2015

#6727

MISSED CONNECTION: To all my future Missed Connections:
You're not gonna happen since my new years resolution is to go and talk to the girl. What's the worst that can happen?

10 comments

  1. You could get reported to campus police and have imprint write about how you aren't actually a rapist, but rather just really awkward.

    But that would never happen...

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  2. she could have leprosy and bite your penis, then you'll be known as half-peeny the leper.

    bitch.

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  3. the same thing that's always happened... you wuss out and it never happens

    HUEHUEHUE

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  4. I'M ROOTING FOR YA

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  5. Lol they're so mean. If he stood up more then maybe

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  6. During frosh week, I asked a girl for her number and she said that she didn't have a phone :(

    This was more than 3 years ago and I haven't asked a girl out since :(

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    1. During frosh weak I threw a paintball gun in someone's face and it exploded.

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