OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, February 4, 2015

#6801

MISSED CONNECTION: To the weird German guy I met last weekend at starlight who made me stick my finger in his butthole. Not cool bro. Not cool. That's not how one night stands work in Canada.

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  1. LOL. This definitely made my day- thank you!

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  2. Hahahahaha ..... Best one ever

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  3. I'm not sure this needs to be said, but you know you could have NOT stuck your finger in his butt hole, right?

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    1. Except when someone literally takes your fingers and shoves them inside their butt. You know people can physically force you to do things, right?

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  4. nothing wrong with a finger up the butt.

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  5. I always thought it's fun and exciting when a guy asks for a finger up the ass! I don't mind doing it.

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  6. You're a slut and I'm glad that guy used you how ever he wanted because you're clearly nothing more than a piece of meat.

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    1. Preach my nigga! This hoe bag sloot loves the D

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    2. Please seek help. If you're "glad" someone had an unconsensual sexual experience, and worse think they DESERVE it, then you really, really need to get off the internet and seek professional help.

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    3. OP here. I'm a real person you know, with real feelings.

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