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Updated on Wednesday, February 4, 2015

#6801

MISSED CONNECTION: To the weird German guy I met last weekend at starlight who made me stick my finger in his butthole. Not cool bro. Not cool. That's not how one night stands work in Canada.

11 comments

  1. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2015 at 10:04 PM

    LOL. This definitely made my day- thank you!

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2015 at 10:45 PM

    Hahahahaha ..... Best one ever

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2015 at 2:55 PM

    I'm not sure this needs to be said, but you know you could have NOT stuck your finger in his butt hole, right?

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    1. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2015 at 7:20 PM

      Except when someone literally takes your fingers and shoves them inside their butt. You know people can physically force you to do things, right?

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2015 at 9:35 PM

    nothing wrong with a finger up the butt.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2015 at 10:39 PM

    I always thought it's fun and exciting when a guy asks for a finger up the ass! I don't mind doing it.

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2015 at 7:05 AM

    You're a slut and I'm glad that guy used you how ever he wanted because you're clearly nothing more than a piece of meat.

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    1. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2015 at 11:23 AM

      Preach my nigga! This hoe bag sloot loves the D

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    2. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2015 at 4:10 PM

      Please seek help. If you're "glad" someone had an unconsensual sexual experience, and worse think they DESERVE it, then you really, really need to get off the internet and seek professional help.

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    3. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2015 at 4:11 PM

      OP here. I'm a real person you know, with real feelings.

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    4. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2015 at 6:26 PM

      troll

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