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Updated on Sunday, February 8, 2015

#6816

MISSED CONNECTION: To the engineer who I slept with Saturday night, I'm really glad I helped you celebrate your iron ring ceremony but that was horrible. It's a good thing you've got brains.

-Girl who had to go home and finish the job herself.

21 comments

  1. Doesn't matter had sex.

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    1. Saw her boobies and the rest

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  2. He just leveled up.

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  3. although I think it's important to please a woman properly... girl, what the hell does he care, he got what he wanted!

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    1. Honestly, I don't consider it sex unless she enjoys herself. Otherwise I may as well save us both some time and wank it. Total lack of enjoyment for me.

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    2. Thank you 3a!!!!! A total waste of time is perfect to describe it

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    3. ahha what the hell you guys are so pathetic
      it's a random hook up

      Go get cucked ya fucking betas

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    4. 3c, you making excuses for him or yourself? A random hookup is a chance to take risks and blow someone's mind. Its ok though, enjoy your bad sex "alpha"

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  4. The only time, for an engineer, when appearance trumps functionality.

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  5. You deserve it slut. This is just confirmation that you're nothing more than a fuck toy.

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    1. u r the worst. feel bad about this comment.

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  6. lol.
    ITT: pussy ass boys who think that pleasing a women sexually makes you a man.

    I understand making your gf or a girl that you like or a fwb orgasm. Sure.

    But if you're planning to only hook up with a girl once? fucking cum and leave.

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    1. You are a boy. One day you will grow up and realize just how much of a child you were. Or not, plenty of men stay selfish assholes and seem perfectly happy. Just don't be surprised if people tell you to take your definition of being a man and shove it up your ass.

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  7. Well apparently this fuck toy did something right because he won't leave me alone :) and to anyone that called me a slut..not that I need to explain myself but this was not a hook up, you just assumed it was. We have been getting to know each other for almost two months now. Even if this was a hook up, he gets praised and I get called slut? Don't be bitter because you cant get laid.

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    1. omguw is a constant reminder of how pathetic many of the men at uw are lol

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    2. Not implying anything about your skills in bed, but guys will generally not leave alone any orifice they can stick their dick into. Judging by how bad this guy is in bed, he probably hasn't had much experience, which adds to this desperation.

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    3. He isn't getting praised, we are just saying he got what he wanted, and you are on here complaining about something we don't really need to be part of.

      Also the way you wrote the post sounds like the only reason you slept with him is because he is an engineer. This makes people want to call you a slut, because if they met you, you would not give them a second thought because they are not engineers.

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    4. This site is supposed to be fun which is what my intention was when I posted it. I didn't make you part of anything, you decided to be a part of it with your nasty comments.

      And the whole point of calling him an engineer was to point out that there are good qualities to him (his intelligence) and he's not just some guy who can't please a girl.

      Even if what you're saying is true and even if I have sex with randoms or I choose to only have sex with engineers, you have no right to call me a slut. You have no right to call any girl who is comfortable with her sexuality a slut. You are an ass hole and this conversation is over.

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  8. I laughed so hard at OP and all of these comments that I cried!

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  9. This site makes all guys at UW look bad. I think the anonymity leads guys to act like they are in an NWA music video and say shit, they would never say in real life.

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  10. Not performing at your prime during any sex session is just killing repeat business.

    Its just bad economics. I guess engineers don't know about that though lol

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