OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Tuesday, February 17, 2015

#6830

MISSED CONNECTION:
I met a girl at the stoplight party at bomber and she had a little bit of green hair dyed and looked just like the friend she was with I just got her name but I'm still thinking about her
I hope I see you on campus

5 comments

  1. green means go. shoulda fucked her

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  2. hey hun it's me, i do $50 bj, $120 full service, greek extra, no bareback, no black gentlemen. hit me up!

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    1. Not OP, but I will gladly receive $120 to give you a full service

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    2. haha that's not how it works hun, now bend over and spread your cheeks

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  3. Dude, punctuation. It makes reading stuff so much easier...

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