OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Tuesday, March 3, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy at the gym I see every Saturday and Monday - short dark hair, glasses, reaallly nice beard - are you perfect, or are you perfect? Hot as all hell, in shape, still in the gym all the time. I don't know if you've noticed, but there are a group of girls by the treadmills who stare and talk about you every time you're there together. One of them came over and "asked for help" on how to squat, and you were so polite and courteous, funny, charming... There's no way you're single. If by some miracle you are, maybe I should come ask for help too.

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