OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, April 8, 2015

#6976

MISSED CONNECTION: To the 4th year girl in ERS with wrist problems - your red hair flows like the fiery passion I feel for you in my heart. Your eyes pierce the very fabric of my soul. I wish I could muster up the courage to talk to such a fine classy woman such yourself.

Sincerely,

Your mystery Prince Charming

7 comments

  1. AnonymousApril 8, 2015 at 9:10 PM

    Oh god, this makes me want to vomit.

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    1. AnonymousApril 8, 2015 at 11:10 PM

      +1 lol

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    2. AnonymousApril 10, 2015 at 1:06 PM

      OP, I'd like to pierce your pussy ass soul with a dagger for writing this shit.

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  2. AnonymousApril 9, 2015 at 12:28 AM

    m'lady

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  3. AnonymousApril 9, 2015 at 12:59 AM

    Holy fuck i can feel his neckbeard from over here

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  4. AnonymousApril 9, 2015 at 1:36 PM

    i read this and im now wearing a trenchcoat

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  5. AnonymousApril 11, 2015 at 2:08 AM

    to the first year with the beard: I'm tooken LOL

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