OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Thursday, April 9, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: The girl who rides the 29
You get on the stop just after mine.
Your purple hair has such a shine
And damn, that ass is quite divine.

My way with words is not that great,
To talk to you, it is too late.
I always seem to procrastinate.
Too bad I have to graduate.


  1. Well, I guess you can just masturbate.

  2. Not bad at all. You did a better job at posting an MC than most on here and you did it within a rhyme scheme. 9/10 (10 would have been including 1's line at the end)

  3. This is way better than that other fuckin' poem I just read.