OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Sunday, April 12, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: To the group of people that were robbing that guy on campus, I saw you the other day and you were all pretty cute.. I was standing right there when you pulled that gun out. I wanted you to rough me up, and get real close.. but you all ran away after.

-Girl in the red hoodie


  1. little red riding HOOD up to no good

  2. The fuck... I hope you reported that shit to police.