OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Tuesday, May 19, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: To the feds VP Internal, you're a sweetheart. Thank you for bringing me cutlery and a fresh plate of waffles after I dropped mine at the Welcome Week breakfast. You seemed like you were busy running the event which is too bad because I really wanted to talk to you. :(


  1. it's getting old, maaz. no one believes you get this many missed connections, sorry

    1. Are you people seriously ignorant enough to think he has time for this crap?

      - not Maaz

    2. Yes, as a feds exec or w/e, a bullshit job that requires minimal work, he has plenty of time for this.

  2. I'm Maaz Yasin, and I approve this message.