OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Monday, May 25, 2015

#7027

MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy with the chin strap in amath: I'd really like to get to know you better so I can tell you to style your facial hair differently.

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  1. Chin strap man here... You should try making friends for authentic reasons. I don't tell you how to groom your bush, you have no place suggesting how I manscape

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    1. Maybe he's looking for a manscapping buddy? Maybe so he can manscape the left side of his face and you can manscape the right side of your face so that when you walk together, everyone will know that you are manscapping brothers? I don't know, but much the same as he can't tell you how to manscape, you can't tell him how to make friends.

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    2. Maybe you shouldn't wear a silly fucking chinstrap

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    3. Maybe you should learn how to grow fucking facial hair you prepubescent boy.

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  2. Chin strap considerations:
    1- face shape: chin strap adds structure to the face, looks best on round face but can be pulled off by oval shape as well
    2- the beard must compliment your style: shoes, jeans, shirt should all project bad boy. Perhaps slightly baggy jeans, athletic sneakers and shirt/jersey,
    3- Accessories: Hat, jewelry, sunglasses must be consistent with style
    4- Confidence: have swag in your step, chest out, shoulders back, chin up

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