OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Thursday, June 18, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: To the biggest troll I know,

I always wondered if u ever picked up on the fact that I liked you. I know you've gone through some hard times... You still kind of are, and that you try and find distractions to distract yourself from all these negative thoughts of yours. I kind of wish that I was one of those distractions for you. I know what you want in a girl and that I don't fit the things you want, that's why never tried. I know I told you I'm straight forward when it comes to telling people that I like them but with you it was hard to be that way because I didn't want to lose you as a friend. I also just convinced myself that you probably need someone else in your life and that I probably not that persons for you. So yea I think you'll be my biggest missed connection, but I think I'm okay with that.

From someone very close by


  1. Can you describe the guy? Asking for a friend

  2. Wow. I am currently going through the exact thing. Glad to hear you are moving on, hopefully I can do the same soon.

  3. Can you describe the guy really? I think I know whom you are talking about but want to get it confirmed.

  4. lol all the trolls on this site are all "fuck is that me?" little do they know this could be a metatroll. well played.

    1. > hopes raised for 2 minutes
      > reads message again
      > writing is too sloppy so it can't be her
      > crawls up in a ball and cries

    2. ^ maybe you shoulda do something about it

  5. Description of person or gtfo.