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Updated on Monday, July 6, 2015

#7074

MISSED CONNECTION: To the brown girl wearing the shirt that said "money" who was trying to enter CPH while I was trying to leave Thursday afternoon:

It's probably really weird since the only time we've ever interacted was that Thursday, while we both awkwardly held the doors open for each other... but I think you're kinda cute for a brown girl, and you have a really cute smile! Hopefully I'll see you around campus some more!

13 comments

  1. If you're trying to compliment a girl, whatever her race, don't ever say 'for a ___ girl.' It isn't even just race, 'for an ugly girl' or 'for a poor girl' or whatever is always a total turn off. I hope she sees this and finds out you're a prick before making plans to hang out, asshole.

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  2. Kinda cute for a brown girl? You sound like a keeper. Good luck talking to her, you jerk.

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  3. lol you're pretty funny for a douche

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  4. Jokes, you're kind of an ass to be alive

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  5. 'I think you're kinda cute for a brown girl'

    Your nickname will never 'The Seducer' or anything remotely resembling that.

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  6. All these people saying "for a brown girl" is a douchey thing to say, you don't understand. It's because Indian girls are generally unattractive, so attractive ones stand out more.

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    1. ^This. The amount of hamstering, political correctness and general social justice warrior attitude at this school is unreal. Maybe it's because of all the ugly chicks we have here.

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    2. At least he's being honest. Brown girls are generally ugly as fuck and smell like shit.

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    3. Not all brown girls are Indian you know. Maybe she's Pakistani, they're generally more good looking.

      It is known.

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    4. @7c and so it begins

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  7. what is your race?

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