OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Monday, July 6, 2015

#7075

MISSED CONNECTION: To the wonderful girl N. in SDS who I shared a bench with at PAC this evening (July 6) who was dumbell pressing 35lbs. I think there was a mutual attraction between both of us, and I need to commend you on your excellent form and dedication to the fitness lifestyle. However, I felt like if I asked you for your number you would have gotten the wrong impression. I got out of a relationship and don't think I'm quite ready to try again, though I would love to sit and chat over coffee. I hope you see this.

C. the Chem major

6 comments

  1. I think I saw you guys at PAC. She's pretty cute.

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  2. This, ladies and gentlemen, is how to write an MC. Based on an actual interaction, descriptive enough to actually tell who it is, and respectful. I hope she sees this mate. Anyone who knows her should definitely direct her here.

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  3. You go, Glen Coco!

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  4. hey fuck you shes taken.

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  5. you can always make an excuse to get her number...e.g. I want to know what you workout routine your on OR... want to chat more about exercise routines.... all you need is the digits.. can always increase the stakes after....

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