OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Friday, July 10, 2015

#7079

MISSED CONNECTION: To the asian girl at the gym who was not too tall, nice face, and carrying maybe 20 extra pounds. How the hell did you run twice as fast as me for twice as long? I was interested, but I can't bear that kind of humiliation.

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  1. Wow, that was almost a nice MC...

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    1. ' I was interested, but I can't bear that kind of humiliation.'

      That was actually a joke. My 'enthusiasm' for the person on question remains undiminished.

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  2. Lol I think this was me! What was I wearing?

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    1. All black. Pants just below the knee and a black top with sleeves pushed up over elbows. Hair pulled back.

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    2. I've been training myself :) You'll get there too if you keep at it! Thanks for the shout! :)

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  3. I've been training myself :) You'll get there too if you keep at it! Thanks for the shout! :)

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  4. You are welcome. I'll throw you the secret hand signal next time I see you there. :)

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  5. lol. fatass. its okay im fat myself and cannot run.

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  6. What the fuck OP?

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    1. I was fucking around. You'd have to be a Waterloo student NOT to get the drift that I thought she was attractive.

      What's wrong with people here?

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  7. It sounded like you called her fat with the "extra 20 pounds" thing. But maybe you just meant carrying weights...

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    1. It was a good 20 extra pounds, i.e., working out not resulting in weight loss, just muscle gain. Believe me....I didn't see ANYTHING to complain about.

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