OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Tuesday, July 21, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: To a certain young lady C whom I encountered briefly on the Grand Bend Beach trip. 
I believe that we learn to process instructions and read time on an average age of 6 years or less. Judging by that, you should have over 12 years of experience in doing both to be a functional adult who is also smart enough to get in uwaterloo. When I saw you enter the bus 1.5 hours later than the instructed time, it took my breath away. The slightly irked look in your onyx eyes when you looked at the 32 people waiting patiently was one I'd never forget. Also when you dreamily slammed your bag on my shoulder without uttering a single word of apology, I felt the butterflies in my stomach.
Can we never meet again?
Sincerely me :) 


  1. "who is also smart enough to get in uwaterloo."

    or paid to be here OP. be realistic

  2. Why did the bus wait for her? She's an adult, and therefore not the university's responsibility.

    1. The person responsible for attendance is such a gem, they wanted to get everyone safely on board before leaving.

  3. It took me a couple of reads before I realized this was pure sarcasm :/ disappointed in myself.