MISSED CONNECTION: Brunette that came into international news today (Saturday) around 7. You're gorgeous and somehow familiar though I swear we've never met. You had a black dress, nose ring, and a gov of Canada check sticking out if your purse. You seem to be in a league of your own but Please stop by international news again and buy some more shit so I can at least try to feed some one-liners.
--blond dude that works there
blonde dude, now everyone knows exactly who you are. I for one do not like my cashiers posting MCs about brunettes
ReplyDeleteYou can tell I really thought this through... I just wanted to tell her about the amazing 2 for 3 deal we have on gatorade (deal only applies to 500 ml bottles and does not include applicable taxes) what a bargain! So come on down to international news and buy a nice cold drink, it's a scorcher out there!
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DeleteWhat a great response. This makes me enjoy you more
ReplyDelete-non brunette admirer