#7105

Updated on Wednesday, July 29, 2015

#7105

MISSED CONNECTION: Brunette that came into international news today (Saturday) around 7. You're gorgeous and somehow familiar though I swear we've never met. You had a black dress, nose ring, and a gov of Canada check sticking out if your purse. You seem to be in a league of your own but Please stop by international news again and buy some more shit so I can at least try to feed some one-liners.
--blond dude that works there

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AnonymousJuly 31, 2015 at 12:53 AM
blonde dude, now everyone knows exactly who you are. I for one do not like my cashiers posting MCs about brunettes
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AnonymousJuly 31, 2015 at 12:00 PM
You can tell I really thought this through... I just wanted to tell her about the amazing 2 for 3 deal we have on gatorade (deal only applies to 500 ml bottles and does not include applicable taxes) what a bargain! So come on down to international news and buy a nice cold drink, it's a scorcher out there!
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AnonymousSeptember 26, 2015 at 4:07 PM
What a great response. This makes me enjoy you more
-non brunette admirer
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