OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Monday, August 17, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy who was having a hairball in the mens SLC washroom around noon on Tuesday:

All those tongue baths are building up hair in your throat. We used to make my cat lick petroleum jelly so she wouldn't get hairballs anymore, you should try it. Or just stop giving yourself tongue baths.

-guy in middle stall being like "wtf"

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