OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Tuesday, September 22, 2015

#7163

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the curvy blonde on the engineering pub crawl: you are very attractive and I regret not talking to you. Please come to the next crawl so I can make those cute dimples show.

4 comments

  1. Yeahhhhh she's taken.

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    1. Just because there's a keeper doesn't mean you can't score.

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    2. ^These are the same guys that bitch you out for turning them down hard as soon as they step up to you. Stay classy, douches.

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  2. @1b - Nah, you're generalizing. I hit on women in relationships all the time, and always end a rejection with a smile.

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